I just read this funny illustrated book called "Shit girls say". And so then I started thinking about how mostly I say the same stuff over and over again and I got inspired. Also I had some time on my hands since I was off work today. So here is a list of stuff that I say alot:
1. I am soooo freaking tired
2.. I really need some caffiene
3. I totally drank too much caffeine.
4. Omg please take that out of your mouth!!
5. Because I said so
6. Because you have to.
7. No we dont eat Fritos for breakfast. BECAUSE WE DONT.
8. But you have to anyways. Because if you dont we are NOT watching Thomas later.
9. Baby mommy loves you but you are really getting on mommy's nerves
10. Because mommy has a headache
11. I am totally starting my diet back tomorrow.
12. Are you gonna eat that?
13. Hold my cake for a minute.
14. Yes I would like extra cheese.
15. could I see a dessert menu?Do you have anything chocolate?
16. Is there high fructose corn syrup in that?
17. I dont know- I mean is it organic?
18. Stephen where did you put my keys????!!!
19. Seriously where are my freaking keys?
20. Oh never mind- found them:)
21. Do these jeans give me a muffin top?
22. Hold on I need to update my facebook status
23. OMG she did not just say that on my facebook page!!
24. But I really NEED these shoes.
25. Seriously?
26. What.The.Crap.
27. Mothertrucker
28. Son of a bisquick eater
29. Could you please just build a bridge and get over it?
30. Maybe you could just eat some makeup then you could be pretty on the inside too
31. 9021-Oh no she didnt
32. I will have a glass of your cheapest red wine
33. She should really worry less about her looks and more about her boring personality
34. Those shoes are SO adorable
35. Could you just stop talking for just a minute? Thanks.
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